@axecop Are you kidding? This is only the beginning. You have created a FRANCHISE. 7 hours ago
Managed to catch some of the rerun of Puppy Bowl VI. The gerbil blimp was a welcome addition, but the bunnies were a bit of a letdown. 20 hours ago
@claudebuster Just saw Polysics, posted some pics and stuff on Facebook. You should see them on this tour if they come to the UK. 2010/02/07
This joint is so fucking hipster. It's a sea of popped collars. Polysics have the same cute merch girl. 2010/02/07
@claudebuster The DJ is in fact the world's oldest progeria survivor at 24. Also, there are rumors it's all a put-on, but no clear evidence. 2010/02/06
#RetweetThisIf you've ever blown a guy for crystal meth. 2010/02/06
#RetweetThisIf your every waking moment is dominated by soul-crushing existential despair and you pray for the release of death. 2010/02/06
#RetweetThisIf your parents didn't love you enough. 2010/02/06
@astro_tj is an astronaut on the ISS tweeting from SPACE. If that isn't cool then nothing is. *FROM SPACE*. 2010/02/06
#RetweetThisIf you are currently masturbating. 2010/02/06